If you could have ONE car...

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01/25/2015 at 22:07 • Filed to: oppoinions, best all-round car

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for all different purposes, what would it be?

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I'd probably take the new aluminimuninumunm Ford Raptor, because why not?

hauling Check

manly truck things Check

everyday commuting Check

off-roading/snow Check

cool Check

chicks dig it Probably

track toy it's a stretch, but Check


DISCUSSION (44)


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Thunderface
01/25/2015 at 22:09

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E63 4matic Wagon


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Thunderface
01/25/2015 at 22:11

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i'm not a off-road guy, so for my it would have to be the Audi RS7

commuter? check
road tripper/cruiser? check
tracker? check
toy with which to impress boss? check
be able to blow the doors of a LOT of cars? check
tracker? check
big enough storage are for me to carry some motorcycle parts? check


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01/25/2015 at 22:11

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Good choice

In brown, I hope


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Thunderface
01/25/2015 at 22:12

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Brazilian 4 door ranger

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Kinja'd!!! Kevin Rhodes > Thunderface
01/25/2015 at 22:14

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I have it (though it is not my only car). BMW 328i wagon. Fast enough to be entertaining, could do a track day, elegant enough to go out to dinner, can carry a gas grill home from Lowe's, comfortable enough to cross a continent with, gets good enough mileage to be a daily commuter, not ridiculously expensive, good enough in snow with snow tires on. It is the Swiss Army Knife of cars.

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Kinja'd!!! hike > Thunderface
01/25/2015 at 22:14

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I'm torn between an S63 sedan and coupe. I don't need off road, but I want some that can be comfortable or sporty, but also be able to carry a couple friends or some weekend luggage. The sedan really makes more sense...but the ass on that coupe is hard for me to resist.

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Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Thunderface
01/25/2015 at 22:14

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I win.


Kinja'd!!! m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > Thunderface
01/25/2015 at 22:14

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I guess I'd step up to a loaded 3.6 Outback.


Kinja'd!!! Thunderface > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
01/25/2015 at 22:14

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almost

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Kinja'd!!! Thunderface > TheHondaBro
01/25/2015 at 22:15

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something something focus RS


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Thunderface
01/25/2015 at 22:19

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Nah I need an open bed. The only way to make my truck more perfect for me is to add 2 more doors. Sadly that was never an option in the states, which sucks


Kinja'd!!! Et tu, Hellcat? > Thunderface
01/25/2015 at 22:20

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An HSV Maloo, or the sedan.

Practical, while also being mindblowingly impractical.


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01/25/2015 at 22:20

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Kinja'd!!! CB > Thunderface
01/25/2015 at 22:20

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The four door sports car, of course!

But in all seriousness, I have no idea. Probably a 335xi with the M-sport stuff and extra power.


Kinja'd!!! f86sabre > Thunderface
01/25/2015 at 22:21

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Kinja'd!!! Viggen9er3 > Thunderface
01/25/2015 at 22:22

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Thats a pretty good choice, I would put that on my short list.


Kinja'd!!! whatisthatsound > Thunderface
01/25/2015 at 22:26

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I have it. It's a viper and anything I need to do that it won't do is irrelevant and unneeded.


Kinja'd!!! Thunderface > whatisthatsound
01/25/2015 at 22:27

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...inspirational


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Thunderface
01/25/2015 at 22:30

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My grandfather's Chevrolet.

8 foot bed? Check!

Hauling ability? Check!

Diesel? Check!

Creature comforts? Check!

GM? Check!
Chicks dig it? Probably.

4x4? Check!

Track toy? Um, you can go to the track in it...

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Kinja'd!!! ViperGuy21 > Thunderface
01/25/2015 at 22:31

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If it has to be a do-everything, a Mercedes 6X6 with a twin-turbo Hennessey Viper Engine


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
01/25/2015 at 22:31

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What do you need two more doors for?


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
01/25/2015 at 22:33

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Practicality


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
01/25/2015 at 22:33

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Ah, 4 doors are pretty helpful.


Kinja'd!!! Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Thunderface
01/25/2015 at 22:34

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335xi wagon


Kinja'd!!! scoob > whatisthatsound
01/25/2015 at 22:39

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Kinja'd!!! BrownMiataDieselWagon > Thunderface
01/25/2015 at 22:45

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Does everything the Raptor does... only better


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Thunderface
01/25/2015 at 22:57

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BOOM!

It's comfortable, nice to drive, quick enough to have fun in, can fit lots of people, gets reasonable highway gas mileage, and can haul a 4x8 sheet of plywood.


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Thunderface
01/25/2015 at 22:58

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White actually. Though if they made a E250 4matic diesel wagon version, then definitely brown.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Thunderface
01/25/2015 at 23:00

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There is an infinite number of better cars, to put it mildly, but I'm still really pissed about getting rid my my Fleetwood and would love to have one back.

Hauling - check (7000lbs towing)

Manly truck things - not really, maybe with a trailer

Everyday commuting - check

Off roading/snow - snow, yes, off-roading, no

Cool - subjective, I think it is

Chicks dig it - yes/no, in my experience, some did

Track toy - not by design, but some people have hot rodded them


Kinja'd!!! WhiskeyGolf > Thunderface
01/25/2015 at 23:01

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I think I would go Golf R. Ready for spirited driving / track days, snow monster with a set o' winters and I've driven a Golf long enough to know just about anything important can fit in the back.


Kinja'd!!! Axial > Thunderface
01/25/2015 at 23:05

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HSV Maloo, just like this one:

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Hauling: Check

Manly Truck Things: Check

Everyday Commuting: Check

Off-Roading: Maybe if I lift it

Cool: Check Check Check

Chicks Dig It: Check

Track Toy: Cheeeeeeeeeck


Kinja'd!!! Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > f86sabre
01/25/2015 at 23:07

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my hero. I love the DONAR. if I win this powerball, I'll build my own


Kinja'd!!! Sn210 > Thunderface
01/25/2015 at 23:10

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I'd have to get a Jeep GC SRT8. Hauls stuff, hauls ass, capable in all weather, room for passengers and the dogs... why don't I have one of these now?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Thunderface
01/25/2015 at 23:29

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Hmm now that I think of it, my Tersad wagon satisfies many fields.

- good fuel economy

- 4wd when needed

- manual, to offset the whole 89 HP thing

- can fit tons of shit in. Tonsssss

- seats 5, in case I ever make friends

- """rare"""ish

- easy as hell to maintain

- durable, reliable

Hey— where did everyone go? :(


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > hike
01/25/2015 at 23:32

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Sedan always makes more sense, but screw sense. My dad had 2 Audi coupes and we just slid the front seats forward back and crawled in, because we were tough back then, Goddamnit!


Kinja'd!!! Milky > Thunderface
01/25/2015 at 23:33

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Real world:

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Dream land:

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My "different purposes" include the daily commute, hitting up some twistys and the occasional road trip.

Any car is a winter car if you try hard enough.

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Kinja'd!!! Brickman > Thunderface
01/25/2015 at 23:36

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Because Unimog :D

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Kinja'd!!! mcseanerson > Thunderface
01/26/2015 at 00:17

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I can't pick just one so I'll name two and just say I'd be happy with either and let oppo choose.

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RS6 Avant

Or

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GLA AMG, preferably in brown.


Kinja'd!!! jsaini > Thunderface
01/26/2015 at 00:55

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GL63 because 4x4 S-class that you can take camping

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Kinja'd!!! Svend > Thunderface
01/26/2015 at 02:22

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Already have her.

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Inexpensive to buy,

cheap to run,

reliable,

limousine like legroom in the rear,

massive cargo space,

great on long drives,

economical,

inexpensive to tax and insure,

modest styling,

incredibly well thought out and executed.


Kinja'd!!! orcim > Brickman
01/26/2015 at 02:23

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Urban Assault Vehicle - for visiting the Mall and not taking any shit from anything.


Kinja'd!!! Luc - The Acadian Oppo > Thunderface
01/26/2015 at 11:32

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Jeep SRT8. it ticks every box for me except for fuel economy.

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Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Thunderface
01/26/2015 at 17:21

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Cadillac Fleetwood

Towing? 7000 lbs.

Hauling? Look at that trunk.

Pimpin'? Check.

Track Toy? Oooh, yes.


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > Thunderface
01/28/2015 at 13:02

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I have it.

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